Congratulations to Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo!
It’s a slow day on the JUMP! Sleaze when I look at a birth announcement from Nick Lachey and think, “that’s news!“. But here we are. Apparently Nick still tours and Vanessa is a TV host, but as Tori Spelling can attest, nothing guarantees a tabloid cover like a new mouth to feed!
Nick and Vanessa’s new baby boy arrived on Christmas Eve and like real amateurs, they have already revealed his name. Nick and Vanessa already have two children named Camden and Brooklyn, so rounding out their trio comes a son named Phoenix Robert Lachey.
Phoenix Lachey. That is a perfect drag queen name! That is the kind of name that sounds like it just rolled off RuPaul’s tongue. “Phoenix Lachey, shantay, you stay.“ That even rhymes!