So pretty much everyone remembers Lizzie McGuire.
Ahh, yes. The adorably awkward pre-teen, played by Hilary Duff, whose biggest problems were what to wear on picture day and how to ask her parents for a bra.
Most of us were SO EXCITED when it was announced she would have her own movie. The plot was pretty simple: she and Gordo go off to Italy, promise to have adventures, meet an Italian superstar who falls madly in love with McGuire, there’s a big wheel of cheese somehow involved, long story short she ends up filling in for pop star’s singing partner who just HAPPENS to look exactly like her, she and Gordo make out, the end.
Sounds pretty tame, right?
Well, Youtube user and lovely local lady ElleOfTheMills was a huge fan of the movie, and always found the Italian pop star creepy. So she redid the trailer, making it into an edgy thriller.
I will never be able to watch it the same way again. Not that I’d watch it again. Kidding, I totally would.
If that didn’t ruin the innocence of it all, check out how Gordo looks now!!!!
Now, it is hard to tell whether or not the ACCOUNT is legitimate, but the photo certainly appears to be!