What a week! First Donald Trump as President and now there’s another Kardashian in the world.
Meet baby Dream Kardashian:
Yes, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s baby girl has arrived and they’ve named her Dream. You might as well go all the way to Rainbow Bright at that point, no?
Dream Renee Kardashian was born yesterday at 9:18am and weighed in a 7 and a half pounds. Dream… Sounds like the name of one of the My Little Ponies…Or a stripper.
Anyway, in true Kardashian form they did the mannequin challenge in the delivery room:
Grandma Kris Jenner hired a whole team of security to protect everyone but mostly to prevent anyone from getting a picture of the baby. Onviously her cameras can be the only ones to film them, which they did so I’m sure we’ll be seeing the whole thing on TV before long.
When Dream realizes what family she was born into, she’ll probably legally change her name to Knightmare Kardashian..
Well, the good news for Chyna’s nipples is that at least they won’t turn into pizza pepperonis since Rob can do the breastfeeding.