Well guys… I’m disappointed in you, and even more… in myself. Turns out satisfying your wife with sexy dances and matching socks just doesn’t do it anymore! “Redbook” magazine collected some serious data regarding the most common complaints wives have with their husbands, and guys… we gotta step our game if we want to have more video game time! Wait… video games is on the list? Oh COME ON! Let’s check out the 10 most common complaints.
#1 – Not helping out around the house… Bro, what are you doing? Did you know your wife spends around 18 hours a week doing chores, while you spend maybe around 10? Roll up those sleeves, spread some war paint across your face, and get into some dishes bro!
#2 – Too many video games… But video games are fun! I think ladies spend too little time playing them! But for real, us guys do enjoy playing video games! But yo, maybe if we do more chores, your wife won’t mind! Compromise man or you’ll go back to pleasuring yourself in between bagel bites and episodes of Star Trek. Trust me… it sucks.
#3 – Daily arguments… What are you so mad about bro? You got a wife, and a place to life, and hot showers in the morning, and a garage where you can hide and play with tools! Take some advice man, learn to control yourself talk, and count your blessings! You shouldn’t be arguing everyday!
#4 – Drinking too much… Nobody likes a drunk man! You gotta shape up, and yes round is a shape, but it’s not a healthy shape! Put the bottle down, go to the gym and pump some muscles into your life! I call it habit swapping! Replace a bad habit with a healthy one!
#5 – Family issues… I get it girls, his family drives you crazy! Unfortunately you can’t really change a man’s family, but you can avoid them! Come up with some excuse to leave the house for a weekend, or if your husband was planning on going to their place, throw down the cramp card! Trust me, you mention cramps… guys gonna run!
#6 – Too much junk food… Are you serious? First video games, and now you attack their right hand man Mr. Sour Cream & Onion chips. I get it, you want him to be healthy and eat more carrots, but… Sour cream and onion chips… have you even had those before? Bro… again this is a compromise! You gotta suck it up and eat some raw broccoli and cucumber, but keep some donuts stashed in your tool box! They never look in the tool box!
#7 – Doesn’t know much about the kids… Whao… This dude dropped the ball! Turns our guys don’t pay attention to things like their kids best friend, or favourite TV show. Well maybe if this kid would update his facebook profile to be more accurate we wouldn’t have these problems.
#8 – Always wanting sex… Well yea! Sex is AWESOME! I mean… if you want to stop the sex drive of an adult male you’re gonna need to resort to science or something. I’m sorry ladies… but we’re horny people!
#9 – Credit card surprises… Dude, don’t do secret shopping, how sketchy is that? Money is like super important bro, and you shouldn’t be out there selfishly spending money on stuff without discussing it! Or at least get smart about it and get your own credit card!
#10 – Appreciation… Come on man… Where’s your head? I know you appreciate your wife and vise versa, but you gotta show it man! Just saying it isn’t enough! Give your wife a foot rub, and put on her favourite show! This is gonna earn you awesome brownie points too, like who knows… maybe one day she’ll put on your favourite video game and co-op with yea! You know that’s hot… co-op couples are couples that stay together.
Alright! There you have it, the 10 most common complaints wives have about their husbands! Alright ladies, it’s your turn to chime in! Tag your husband or boyfriend in this post on facebook and vote in the poll below, which of these complaints would you like your husband to work on? This way they can see the results and say to themselves “Yea… I do need to play less video games, and play more foot rubs!”
Sorry guys… you did this to yourselves.
~ Dean @Valentine_1069.